I like to think deeply and write about the meaning of life. Not every thought can be a golden nugget of wisdom though. I file these under the category “Almost Thinking.” We may not consider these the best philosophical insights, but they are good enough. Here are a few below that are inspired by the legendary “Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey.”
“Wouldn’t it be great if trees could talk? I’m sure some of them might scream for the harm humans have done to the environment. But, I bet others would just be big jerks.” “A great surprise for an old sea captain would be to say ‘hey I got you a boat for your birthday!’ But then when he opens his eyes, he sees that you got him a gravy boat instead.”